New Skater Song

Rip It (to the tune of Whip It by Devo)

By Padrig Boles
November 2009

Crack that board
Give the blank a slap
Step on a rail
Break you buddies truck
When a big trick come s along
You must rip it
Before you loose your will
You must rip it
If it just starts to rain
You must rip it
Now rip it
Into switch
Switch it up
Don’t bail
Heel flip
Back side
Try to perfect it
It’s not too late
To rip it
Rip it good
When in a game of SKATE
You must rip it
You will never get it down
Unless you rip it
To the special spot
Until they rip it
I say rip it
Rip it good
Do an air walk grab
Then to fakie
Crack that board
Give the rail a slap
Jump that gap
10 stair kick flip now
When a big trick comes along
You must rip it
Now rip it
Into style
Goofy style
360
50-50
Rock and roll
Try to perfect it
It’s way too late
Too dark to rip it
Nose grind
Drink it up
Get cool
Go to school
Ollie out
Try to perfect it
It was too late
For MB
But not for you
Rip it
Rip it good

Patrick Boles Jr Mowing

Real Real …Big Back Yard (to the tune of Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo)

By Padrig Boles
November 2009

I feel a rough touch on my shoulder
And the voice of a man that is older
I turn and look at my old man now
He says please get that yard done now
I get up from the hole in the basement
I start up the stairs and to my amazement
The is food cooking and that’s where I went
Can’t understand just what does he want?

I mow a real real …big back yard. I mow a real real ..big back yard-whoa-big back yard

I start it up and pull the lever
It goes like an over achiever
I understand how to do it
But I I hate those hills and I know it

I mow a real real… big back yard. I mow a real real… big back yard-whoa-Oh-big back yard
I mow a real real …big back yard. I mow a real real… big back yard-whoa-Oh-big back yard

I wish I was in Colorado
Eating shrimp with a desperado
I’d take a class at the state college
I’m on a trip just for knowledge
I feel a rough touch on my shoulder
I come right back from my uh-slumber
I want to watch that next DVD
Lost or Star Trek it don’t matter to me-ee

I mow a real real… big back yard. I mow a real real… big…back yard-whoa-Oh-back yard
I mow a real real… big back yard. I mow a real real…big back yard-whoa-Oh-back yard

Big back yard big back yard…..big back yard big back yard…..big back yard big back yard
I mow a real real… big back yard. I mow a real real.. big back yard-whoa-Oh-big back yard
I mow a real real… big back yard. I mow a real real… big back yard-whoa-Oh-big back yard
Big back yard big back yard….What did he say?