Little Dog Poop

Little Dog Poop (to the tune of Little Duece Coup)

By Padrig Boles
October 2009

Little dog poop
He don’t know what he did
Little dog poop
He don’t know what he did

Well I’m cleaning it up Mike so don’t put me down
But that dog is the fastest dumper in this town
When I try to correct him he don’t even cry
Cause if I had a doggie paddle that little pup would fly
It’s a little dog poop
He don’t know what he did
Just a little dog poop
It’s about to stain

Just a little dog poop with a real bad smell
It will smear real bad just like gel
She’s pouty and barkin’ all over the place
I spank her bottom and I start to chase
She’s a little dog pooper
She don’t know what she did
I don’t know what to do

It’s got a brown cast and curly style
And I hate it when it gets on my tile
And if that aint enough to make you flip you lid
There’s one more thing, I got the fabreeze baby!

Natty’s ready with the wipes and the scooper too
When those dogs get ready there’s a lot to do
She gets Mike in a roll when she misses a pile
The little guys are just doing it with style

It’s a little dog poop
No reason to get mad
A little dog poop
They don’t know where to go
It’s just a little dog poop
And a bit of dog pee